Friday, February 6, 2015
Hello?
Oh hello there. Would you believe me if I told you that we are still alive? Yes I know. It's hard to believe after seeing all those zombie pictures. We would have contacted you sooner, but you see, we've had many grand, wondrous, sometimes life threatening adventures in the past couple of years. Some were so extraordinary that we can't even discuss them without your minds exploding. As that is a very icky thing to clean up, we will spare your brains. Most recently we've been tracking down werewolves in the heart of Romania. In fact, we're about to set off again. It looks like we've got a lead. There's no time to lose! The game is afoot! Or...something like that.
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Hello people, how are you. It's been a little while since we've posted anything (sorry, we've been busy). Update: Danielle has a job, I am in a production of Taming of the Shrew, and the zombies are attacking...well that last one may or may not be a lie. Here's a couple of pictures of me from tonight, you can choose to believe what you will.

Well, Danielle and I will see you later (that's right, we can see you there, yes you sitting at your computer)...enjoy the rest of your night. Remember to always go for the head if you encounter a zombie or just set it on fire.
Well, Danielle and I will see you later (that's right, we can see you there, yes you sitting at your computer)...enjoy the rest of your night. Remember to always go for the head if you encounter a zombie or just set it on fire.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Doctor Who Pees Chocolate
Preface:
Breanna and Danielle have been watching far too much Doctor Who (IMPOSSIBLE!) and are way too bored (possible) and quite delirious (constant fact). The follow is a fantastic and modern script that looks into the very souls of humanity and brings with it...tears. Prepare for a journey that will take you on an emotional roller coaster!
Cast List:
Grunhilda: Danielle the brave
Bumblkins: Breanna the bumble
G:…What’s a time lord?
Epilogue:
And as the curtain closes, there's not a single dry eye in the audience. You never forget your first doctor...
Breanna and Danielle have been watching far too much Doctor Who (IMPOSSIBLE!) and are way too bored (possible) and quite delirious (constant fact). The follow is a fantastic and modern script that looks into the very souls of humanity and brings with it...tears. Prepare for a journey that will take you on an emotional roller coaster!
Cast List:
Grunhilda: Danielle the brave
Bumblkins: Breanna the bumble
Grunhilda: Hey Maggot Face! You drank all of my hot chocolate.
You know what that means. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Bumblkins: No no no. You can’t hayandle this. I’ll tell you
what. I will buy you some more hot chocolate if you can guess my name.
Grunhulda: Don’t be the moldy chunk on a stump. I know what
your name is!
B: Oh yeah?!?!?!?! Meh! Prove it!
G: I don’t gots to prove it!
B: If you wants your hot chocolament you best. Because we
both know in a fight to the death my nunchuck skills can’t be beat!
G: Oh don’t be the last crumb in a box of all bran wheat
flakes for kiddos! My psycho powers are far superior to yon nunchucks skills!
B:Yawn?
G: No. Yon. Like….yon.
B: Oh ok.
G: So are we going to do this or are you just a chicken with
its head cut off?
B: Am I bovvered?
G: What the crap?
B: Look at my face. Am I bovvered? Chicken. Head. What.
CRAP. I ain’t bovvered.
G: What are you talking about?!
B: I don’t know! I’m old!
G: No you’re not! You’re like 24!
B: I’m 905!
G: Are you the doctor?
B: No I don’t need a doctor!
G: No! You ninnymuggins! I said are you THE doctor?
B: First time as a woman but still not as a ginger!
G: Come again?
B: Did you know that victory is best naked?
G: Yes.
Awkward staring……
B: I’ve got to pee.
G: I didn’t know time lords had to pee.
B: What’s a time lord?
G: Never mind that! Can I please just kill you know.
B: Know? Don’t you mean now?
G: No. I mean Know!
B: I think your brain just processed a typo.
G: Where is this going?
B: Indeed we need some sort of plot device.
G: Now would be handy.
B: I know. We can jump into my blue police box and traverse
the galaxy and various time periods.
G: Oh like a time lord!
B: What’s a time lord!!?
G: I think it’s about time we end this.
B: You’re right. It’s getting wibbly wobbly. And somewhat
timey wimey.
G: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
B: Neither do I. I’m old!
G: EXTERMINATE!
B: I still have to pee. If I don’t go pee I won’t be able to
get you more hot chocolate! My trip to the potty is a fixed point in time!
G:…I don’t want your potty chocolate!
B: Well you’re going to take it because I’m a time lord from
Gallifrey.
Epilogue:
And as the curtain closes, there's not a single dry eye in the audience. You never forget your first doctor...
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Flying Car Sneak Peak
That's right! We finally got past our technical difficulties, so we are very proud to present our latest music video "Flying Car!" Wait! Hold your horses! It will be premiering this Saturday. Until then, Breanna has put together a little sneak peak for you. Enjoy!
We are the Vortex of Randomness After All
You know, we are kind of notorious for these short little posts nowadays. Heck, sometimes we just post a video and say, "Here you go!" We've just have a very serious conversation over Facebook chat that consisted of pretty much two sentences. To sum up, we've decided we need to grace you with longer, more important, life changing posts. The pressure is now officially on.
If you couldn't guess, this following post will be like taking a little gaunt through my mind. Random, nerdy, and possibly frightening. You may want to fasten your seatbelts.
You now what's delicious? Peanut butter. You know what's delicious with peanut butter? Apples, Oreos, or chocolate. You know what's great with peanut better baked right into it? Cookies and brownies. My sister and I made some peanut butter fudge brownies, and they are pretty good. However, I would like them more if they were a little more soft/chewy perhaps. Any suggestions to turn an average slightly dry brownie into the gooey brownie of your dreams? I'd love to hear it.
One of these days I just want to take one of my cookbooks and just cook through it like "Julie and Julia." That sounds like the most delicious adventure of all time if you ask me. Although, I do suppose there are potential hazards...
Least favorite food? Something fish related. Not a huge fan. I will make a couple exceptions.
I'm sensing a theme. I think I need to get off the food topic. Why is that even going through my head? I'm not hungry. Sometimes I think all I ever think about is food.
Hey look! A segue!
As you very well know, we are working on putting together a lovely video to "Flying Car." Hopefully you've listened to it by now and know a good portion of the words. If not, you're homework is to listen to it again and again and again and show it to all your friends. We've encountered some technical difficulties as mentioned on Facebook, but they are slowly resolving themselves. I am told the video is coming along nicely However, I don't get to see it until it's completely finished. I'm okay with that. It's always worth it. Our technical difficulties would be easily averted if we were at the same place at the same time. Alas, tis not so. But this makes it more of an adventure.
So we've sung songs about Harry Potter, zombies, and Pokemon. What other subjects should we touch on hmm? We've got things planned for Hunger Games, Twilight, and a little something for the Disney princess in all of us (um...except for those of you who are in fact male...). I've even got possible options for some video game themed songs. These things take time, and unfortunately we don't have the means to spend every waking moment on them. That would be quite enjoyable. In any case, we're grateful for your support and views. We hope that you find us as entertaining as we find ourselves. We make ourselves cry we think we're so awesome. I expect to hear stories of shed tears.
In conclusion, peanut butter and music. Put them together and...Bibbity bobbity boo?
Always and forever.
One of these days I just want to take one of my cookbooks and just cook through it like "Julie and Julia." That sounds like the most delicious adventure of all time if you ask me. Although, I do suppose there are potential hazards...
Least favorite food? Something fish related. Not a huge fan. I will make a couple exceptions.
I'm sensing a theme. I think I need to get off the food topic. Why is that even going through my head? I'm not hungry. Sometimes I think all I ever think about is food.
Hey look! A segue!
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| Why hello there random picture of awesome which just happens to go along with the writing to the left! |
So we've sung songs about Harry Potter, zombies, and Pokemon. What other subjects should we touch on hmm? We've got things planned for Hunger Games, Twilight, and a little something for the Disney princess in all of us (um...except for those of you who are in fact male...). I've even got possible options for some video game themed songs. These things take time, and unfortunately we don't have the means to spend every waking moment on them. That would be quite enjoyable. In any case, we're grateful for your support and views. We hope that you find us as entertaining as we find ourselves. We make ourselves cry we think we're so awesome. I expect to hear stories of shed tears.
In conclusion, peanut butter and music. Put them together and...Bibbity bobbity boo?
Always and forever.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Flying Car returns
As you may have noticed, a new-old song is available in our music player. Flying car is a song I sang as "The Lightning Theif" about a year ago. I decided that it would be a good song to re-do for "She Likes Cloth" so while Danielle was in Colorado in July we recorded a couple of things and this was one of them. I am really excited to finally have the track done. We will be working on a music video very soon so keep your eyes on the blog and the YouTube channel for that video. This is going to be fun! :) Harry Potter fans, this song is one you'll definitely love. :D
<3 Shawn
<3 Shawn
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Sup
Hey guys. Just an update. So I went to fix the background on the site cause it was being really weird. As you can see, the background is fixed but now all the pages are skewed and scattered. For some reason it won't let me rearrange them. I'll keep working on it but until then all the pages are still there, they are just out of order. Thanks guys! Here's a picture of me as a Pony for your enjoyment (yeah, that's right, Breanna is a Brony...what of it).
Monday, January 2, 2012
Cyber Caroling
Hey guys! In case you missed it, we did a little cyber caroling for you :) I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season! Welcome to 2012! Let's make this a good year!
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Hey guys it's me...WHAT?! WHO AM I?
Dear Vortex of Randomness Zombies,
Don't pretend you don't remember me, I'm only the creator of this awesome possum blog. I am one of the two amazing writers and heroes on this site! You cannot forget of my existence...despite my lack of posts lately. I know, I know...I'm trying.
As for the comic, I really will get to working on more pages eventually but other things take precedence (like this post). As Danielle said, I have been super busy with my Etsy shop and there are other things demanding my time and attention like the need to do a video for both my channel and the SheLikesCloth channel as well as my Saturday videos for the collab channel I joined (youtube.com/user/collabacrossborders). I don't mean to make excuses (well, yes I do). But I really have been (and still am) very busy. I'll work on the next page as soon as I can, but until then our short little tiny microscopic posts will have to tide you over.
Love,
...oh dang...even I forgot who I am.
Don't pretend you don't remember me, I'm only the creator of this awesome possum blog. I am one of the two amazing writers and heroes on this site! You cannot forget of my existence...despite my lack of posts lately. I know, I know...I'm trying.
As for the comic, I really will get to working on more pages eventually but other things take precedence (like this post). As Danielle said, I have been super busy with my Etsy shop and there are other things demanding my time and attention like the need to do a video for both my channel and the SheLikesCloth channel as well as my Saturday videos for the collab channel I joined (youtube.com/user/collabacrossborders). I don't mean to make excuses (well, yes I do). But I really have been (and still am) very busy. I'll work on the next page as soon as I can, but until then our short little tiny microscopic posts will have to tide you over.
Love,
...oh dang...even I forgot who I am.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Best Ornaments Ever and a Video You Should Look Up
Hello one and all! I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and Black Friday. Welcome to December! Breanna has been busy lately making lovely little nerd ornaments. Trust me. They're worth looking at. Click here. December is a busy month full of preparations, celebrations, and welcoming a new year. Can you believe that 2011 is almost over? I submit that I cannot. Well, I was going to post more. Specifically I was going to add a video so there was actually more to this post than words. Alas... My browser doesn't want to bring up the video. You'll have to look for yourself. Go to youtube and type in Sam Tsui pop medley 2011. That's what I was thinking of. Go enjoy. Do it! Wait! Just click here!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Thanksgiving!
Guess what! It's Thanksgiving tomorrow! Huzzah! May you have wonderful times with family, friends, and food. Take some time to remember the things you're thankful for. A lot of times in life it's alot easier to see those things we're not so thankful for. Don't let them bring you down! You can always find some good. On Friday, you may officially start istening to Christmas songs :)
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Oooo...gives me goosebumps
I love that they keep including Rue's whistle at the end of the trailers, it gives me shivers. :D
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Heya
So I haven't posted in a little bit. Well partially that is because I've been putting together some pretty sweet ornaments for my shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/NerdFreakinTastic?ref=si_shop but it's also because I have been busy with a brand new collab channel I am a part of on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/CollabAcrossBorders There are 6 girls (including me) that are apart of this channel. Two of us are from the United States, one is from Australia, one is from Kent, one is from Denmark, and one is from Sweden. How cool is that?! Anyway you should check it out cause it's awesome. Love you bye! :)
Friday, November 4, 2011
My Friend the Library
I have been sitting in the library for approximately 3 1/2 hours. Today marked day three that my internet didn't want to work. Perhaps it's taken a holiday and forgot to mention it to anyone. Whatever the cause may be for his sudden disappearance, at day three I had to take matters into my own hands. I'm about ready to wrap things up though. I'm so ready for a change of scenery (i.e. the apartment I'm in practically all the time). What will I do when I get home? Probably today's worth of writing for NaNoWriMo. I'm determined to finish on time this year! Cross your fingers. It's when you get down to the very end that it gets harder to stay on top of things. Well, better start walking home. Thank you library for providing this service to me. I have a feeling we're going to be seeing a lot more of each other.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Halloween Blasphemy
Hello all and a very happy Halloween to all of you. I have my music on shuffle as I surf the internet and apply for jobs and all that good stuff. It just happened to pull up a beauty by Mannheim Steamroller (you gots ta love the Mannheim Steamroller!). The issue? It's from one of their Christmas albums. I couldn't bring myself to skip it as I do enjoy it so. Yep. I just listened to a Christmas song on Halloween. I shame myself :)
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