Pie is delicious. All sorts of pie. It's one of the best sorts of things in this mortal existence! Add a dollop of ice cream--that's even better! And a lot of them have got fruit or veggies. That makes them healthy right? Of course! You know what's not cool though? Waiting two hours for one slice... One measly slice. Delicious as it may be, those are trying times right there. Trying times indeed.

So here's the story. Last night was free pie night at the Village Inn here in town. I know their busy on such a glorious occasion as that, and I'm sure they're usually more on top of things. My sister and I had never been, so we joined some friends and headed out. We ordered a side of french fries and a slice of apple pie to share. Everyone around us got their orders, even our friend sitting at the table with us. People who came in after us ate and left before we saw one fry.

Fast forward two hours later, we finally got to eat some fries, we never got any water, and we got a slice of pumpkin pie to go. You see, we kept getting forgotten or something, so by the time they remembered they were meant to bring us pie, they were all out of apple...and triple berry, and Oreo, and strawberry is only seasonal. They gave us time to make a new decision and forgot about us again. We had to wave someone down before we finally got a slice of pie to go about two hours after we'd ordered it.

We took it home and ate it while watching an episode of Boy Meets World. Although, by that time, I didn't really want pie anymore. Blasphemy!